Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Jon and Kate

What the heck people? What is going on, I am torn to pieces today to find that my beloved Jon and Kate are very close to getting a divorce. When I heard this, and I saw them talking about it last night on TLC only anger could fill my soul. Such a lovely family, torn apart by, THE MEDIA DEMONS. Yes, its true, the media spares no one.

I have been following this fantastic family since the beginning probably. I have seen almost every episode although I usually just catch the daytime reruns. What the media has done to this family is awful. Do I blame Jon? No. Do I blame Kate? No. Do I blame those awesome little youngsters? HECK no. I blame TLC and People freakin' magazine and all those stupid media monkeys that have to get their decrepit dainty little old asian lady hands with long fingernails in everyones pie. It's gross, it really is. More than that though, it makes me furiously enraged. Why can't you just leave that awesome family alone? What is it about reporting on people that don't need to be reported on that makes you so evil and lude? Why do I want to send a round house kick to each celebrity reporter's friggin' fat head? So many questions, so many round houses to the head.

Seriously, this family was and is great. They have their problems like every family but they were making it. They even allowed a camera crew to follow them around all the time. Until they were betrayed. By the media. Just goes to show people. Just goes to show that these networks and magazines will promise you the world. Then they will offer a breadcrumb and promise it to you if you comply with their demands, and when you try and take it, they'll backhand you like a fat nazi. It's really terrible. This family was just trying to make it, working to make a good life for their kids. They loved eachother. Sadly all it takes is a few rumors. All it takes is a few false accusations, a little fame. Then it all tumbles down.

So pat yourselves on the back you reporters, you haters of happiness, congratulate yourselves on a job almost done. You almost ruined a perfectly good family. It takes a really terrible person to pull of that kind of stunt. Oh, dont worry, it was a team effort by all you crooked paparazzi just trying to make a buck for your next buzz. Spread the blame amongst yourselves. But in the end, I hope you all realize, I hope you realize that you are all to blame for this. Then when you realize that I hope you go home and lay on a pillow, a pillow, full of tacs. When that happens, you're gonna want to get up and take some pain pills, actually open a new bottle and take ALL the pills, then puke it up and you will see your good works soaking into the carpet. I think then and only then will you media people really understand. So I guess what I really wanna say is I hate a lot of different celebrity magazines and a lot of TV stations. Therefore I will also talk about why they are terrible. I'll point out some of their faults as they have tried to do to Jon and Kate.

People Magazine Mistakes Rain for Karl Yune

US magazine lies about Sarah Palin

uh some guy lied about finding papers on president bush on a major network

Ok, thats way to much research for me. You get the point.

Anyways suck on that news media. Leave my Jon and Kate plus 8 people alone!