Nick and Nora's Infinite playlist

You might be wondering to yourself right now. What is Chris gonna say about this movie? Is he going to tear it down and expose it for the worthless sack of vomit that it is? Is he going to puke because he ate over 1 pound of hamburger meat in one sitting at Sheri's Diner? To answer your question I will start by pointing out some of the lighter and funnier moments of the movie. It wont take long.

So, to sum up the funny parts of the movie. Micheal Cera gets punched in the throat, that was funny. He says that he never washes his pants as he pulls out something he got three weeks ago from his pocket. He does what he can to salvage the show. There are other mildly funny things he does but it wasn't supposed to be a super funny movie so thats what you end up with. I told you it wouldn't take long.

And now for how the movie spiraled into a pit of horribleness. First word of the movie, he drops the F bomb. He is supposed to be a bass player for a gay band of which he is the only straight guy. He can't get over this girl that dumped him and he keeps making her mix CDs that she throws away. Nora finds the CDs and doesn't know who Nick is but loves the music. Blah blah blah they end up meeting and drama and gross gay guy jokes. The movie gets progressively worse as it goes on. I'm not sure what demographic hollywood was going for here but it definitely wasn't anyone that I know. There was a fair amount of unnecessary crappy sexual humor and related things. The plot was worthless. This 90 minute film felt like 3 hours. Not a good three hours like if you were watching a good movie or getting a massage, a horrible three hours like if you were in a torture cage in Vietnam or driving by a sulfur pit over and over. Imagine you are watching Cloverfield, I know its painful to imagine going through that torture again. OK, so steady the camera, remove the monster and ta da, you end up with Nick and Nora's Infinite playlist. Yes, its that bad. Now imagine someone offers to erase all the memories that you have of that movie if you drink a full cup of vinegar mixed with ammonia, I'd take that offer.The movie didn't even have a good plot to start with. Its like they could have made a somewhat decent 20 minute film but instead stretched it to 90 min by throwing in random crap. Like Nora's friend ending up at a gay church thing. OK, I will say, if you think everything that gay people do is the funniest thing in the world, this might be ok to you. The gay aspect of this movie just helped ruin it. The sad thing is if you take all the gay crap out, the movie still sucks. Oh, I must mention that Nick's exgirlfriend looks like a freaky older Miley Cirus, I know, I'm scared too. To finish, you're time would be better spent watching Lifetime than watching this movie. OK, maybe not that bad, but knitting would be more fun and innovative. I hope that they never make a movie like this in the future.