Zoey

Oh Zoey, you slay me. Actually its the opposite of that. She heals me. She repairs the bites and bruises faster than anyone I know. But sometimes Zoey I just don't want to be healed. I need to learn these lessons on my own to earn my grand reward. If you continue healing me I may have to put you down, so that you'll heal yourself for a change. It's not personal Zoey, its just that, I need to make it through without anyone's help. Otherwise, the reward is lost. Remember, if it came to it I'd leave you to die alone if it meant victory for me. Don't get me wrong, if I have a clear shot at saving you, I'll take it. But if the going gets tough I'd leave you to rot. Please don't be mad Zoey, you're one of my best friends. Without you living is so much harder. You take some of the hits that may have knocked me down. You pick my up when I fall. But please Zoey, for this one journey, just let me be.



You may be wondering, what is this kid talking about. Who is Zoey and why do they have such a horribly complicated friendship. Well if you are wondering that its because you've never played Left 4 Dead. 2008 Game of the Year. Funnest zombie shooter ever. Now I'm not a 'gamer' anymore, but I can still hold my own. I don't dedicate tons of time to it or anything but its just one of the greatest games ever. Nothing like you and 3 friends stuck in a zombie infested city together and blasting your way out, many times at great cost. I can't even count the number of times I've lost Bill because he couldn't reach the escape vehicle on time. But its what he would want. So hopefully that makes more sense now. Yes I'm talking about a video game character and her name is Zoey, now if you don't have any friends online then you can play with computers as the characters. Now I was trying to earn an achievement which requires me to beat a whole campaign without using a health pack. Difficult, yeah, but I can do it. So Zoey decides that my health is to low and she heals me and ruins my whole plan of beating the campaign without using a health pack. Thanks a freakin lot Zoey, there goes a half hour of my life I wont get back haha.